Go suck on a frozen pineapple, asshole!
So I went to see yet another over hyped movie at Sathyam complex. I was standing in the queue, the heat was unforgiving and as far as I could see, there were about 7 people in front of me. Hmmm, I thought to myself, but was impressed with the 'any counter - any movie' system.
One particular dude came and stood alongside me and was staring at the movie list. He looked long enough at one movie, 'RDB' which clearly had the words ' house full' written in black bold right next to it. He screamed across to his friends immediately," Machan, RDB paakalam da".
The whole lot followed suit with hi-5's as if it were an achievement to hear that piece of fucked up news. One of them gang members ( probably the only one who behaved as if he was not DOPED or something) was alert enough to spot the 'house full' sign and Mr. 'I-will-not-stand-in-one-place-but-will-keep-swinging-around-tapping-my- feet-out-of-queue-in-the-middle-of-nowhere', had to look for other options.
He was doing all sorts of things like shouting out to his friends and showing off his clichéd ultra-cool wanabe persona.
He could pass off as your day to day Roadside Romeo dressed in jeans so tight that his heart would fucking have to pump twice as hard to get a few drops of blood into his leg and feet, let alone other areas. I knew, instantly, that this creature next to me was a classic dimwit who may arouse the Mr.pissed in me! I was proved correct soon after.
Romeo, now, knavishly moved in front of me and attempted to cut in front. Hey you dimwit, there is a queue here and four other human beings behind me! If you think you can classify yourself into that species, I would recommend that you join right at the back.
To that, Romeo said," I have been standing here for the last 10 minutes and you have also seen me standing here. Why are you now telling me to get back?"
"No, you fucking dickwart! You were not standing in the queue. You were standing alongside me and you still are doing the same not to mention all the free monkey acts you have performed ever since. And if you haven’t noticed, the line behind me just grew by 4 people."
Romeo said and this really annoyed me," Gentleman! I have only 3 tickets to buy"
I lost it. I just lost it all. I screamed," Fuck you BITCH; I am no gentleman for dumb asses like you. What do you think I am here for? To buy 300 hundred tickets or what? Moreover, I already saw the rest of your monkey gang outside and I sure can count more than 6. If you really want only three tickets, why the fuck are you having 4 hundred rupee notes in your hand? Do you think they are going to serve you soft drinks and popcorn at the ticket counter? Go suck on a frozen pineapple, asshole.
Fucktard!
By then, I had created enough ruckus and people standing in the queue behind me got to understand the situation and came to my support. Romeo was rightfully sent to the back.
But for some reason he was still shaking around, tapping his feet and moving as if he had been permanently struck by lightning or something to its near effect.
Don’t get me wrong, but I don’t mind letting a senior citizen through or even any random person as long as they are courteous enough to ask politely. But I can’t stand RIP-OFF's and people who think they are too cool to stand in a queue.
Butt face! Had the guts to tell me that he never saw me in the queue. Where does he think I came from then? MARS!!
Dickwart!!
Had they removed your brain and stuffed it into the head of a bird, the bird would have started flying backwards!
One particular dude came and stood alongside me and was staring at the movie list. He looked long enough at one movie, 'RDB' which clearly had the words ' house full' written in black bold right next to it. He screamed across to his friends immediately," Machan, RDB paakalam da".
The whole lot followed suit with hi-5's as if it were an achievement to hear that piece of fucked up news. One of them gang members ( probably the only one who behaved as if he was not DOPED or something) was alert enough to spot the 'house full' sign and Mr. 'I-will-not-stand-in-one-place-but-will-keep-swinging-around-tapping-my- feet-out-of-queue-in-the-middle-of-nowhere', had to look for other options.
He was doing all sorts of things like shouting out to his friends and showing off his clichéd ultra-cool wanabe persona.
He could pass off as your day to day Roadside Romeo dressed in jeans so tight that his heart would fucking have to pump twice as hard to get a few drops of blood into his leg and feet, let alone other areas. I knew, instantly, that this creature next to me was a classic dimwit who may arouse the Mr.pissed in me! I was proved correct soon after.
Romeo, now, knavishly moved in front of me and attempted to cut in front. Hey you dimwit, there is a queue here and four other human beings behind me! If you think you can classify yourself into that species, I would recommend that you join right at the back.
To that, Romeo said," I have been standing here for the last 10 minutes and you have also seen me standing here. Why are you now telling me to get back?"
"No, you fucking dickwart! You were not standing in the queue. You were standing alongside me and you still are doing the same not to mention all the free monkey acts you have performed ever since. And if you haven’t noticed, the line behind me just grew by 4 people."
Romeo said and this really annoyed me," Gentleman! I have only 3 tickets to buy"
I lost it. I just lost it all. I screamed," Fuck you BITCH; I am no gentleman for dumb asses like you. What do you think I am here for? To buy 300 hundred tickets or what? Moreover, I already saw the rest of your monkey gang outside and I sure can count more than 6. If you really want only three tickets, why the fuck are you having 4 hundred rupee notes in your hand? Do you think they are going to serve you soft drinks and popcorn at the ticket counter? Go suck on a frozen pineapple, asshole.
Fucktard!
By then, I had created enough ruckus and people standing in the queue behind me got to understand the situation and came to my support. Romeo was rightfully sent to the back.
But for some reason he was still shaking around, tapping his feet and moving as if he had been permanently struck by lightning or something to its near effect.
Don’t get me wrong, but I don’t mind letting a senior citizen through or even any random person as long as they are courteous enough to ask politely. But I can’t stand RIP-OFF's and people who think they are too cool to stand in a queue.
Butt face! Had the guts to tell me that he never saw me in the queue. Where does he think I came from then? MARS!!
Dickwart!!
Had they removed your brain and stuffed it into the head of a bird, the bird would have started flying backwards!
posted by Mr. Pissed at 11:58 AM
5 Comments:
There are many ppl around here who think smart about themselves, i have seen some ppl who succesfully skip the queue to get the tickets and u have to observe their faces woah, edho rocket launch panni success aana maadhiri feel pannuvaanga, esp there will be some ladies(not all) who will try to skip the queue saying that they are ladies, paatha engalukku theriyaadha enna....
So did that Piss u offff???
why do i get the feelin i kow you?
Oh Dude ,So you seems to be effected and affected by this chennai BAstarads...thats great.. Next you go, Just keep your middle finger ready... And use it as frequet as you can... People in chennai love kicks on their asses,, rather than..........
Strange you have written any thing about auto wallas..
Hahaha Ur blog is full of words that are 2 b sensored ;)
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