Supersize my Ass
Don’t get me wrong, but what the hell is with some people who diet.
So here I am, walking down the street, hungry and cold, hoping to get a bite to eat at the local Mc Donald's and I find the place virtually empty upon reaching. I go inside and am really thrilled that they are open and walk towards the counter to place my order when this huge, fat, triple chin balding guy walks right in front of me, cuts me off and goes to make his order before me.
I don’t usually get too pissed for things like that but that's not what I am talking about. What happened next really pissed me off!!!
Mr. Big fat dude orders for a super sized value meal with a whole lot of beef and fries and guess what, he also asks for a DIET Coke!!!
I mean, come on man, and give me a fucking break here. What are you trying to prove and who are you trying to cheat? Freaking get your self salads and grilled chicken for Christ’s sake. Park your Mercedes S class at home and take a fucking walk or something once in a while.
Seriously, does he really think that the diet coke is even going to make a difference? Not to mention that he cut across me to make a bigger ass out his already bloated one.
What a whole load of crap. Just pissing me off!!!
So here I am, walking down the street, hungry and cold, hoping to get a bite to eat at the local Mc Donald's and I find the place virtually empty upon reaching. I go inside and am really thrilled that they are open and walk towards the counter to place my order when this huge, fat, triple chin balding guy walks right in front of me, cuts me off and goes to make his order before me.
I don’t usually get too pissed for things like that but that's not what I am talking about. What happened next really pissed me off!!!
Mr. Big fat dude orders for a super sized value meal with a whole lot of beef and fries and guess what, he also asks for a DIET Coke!!!
I mean, come on man, and give me a fucking break here. What are you trying to prove and who are you trying to cheat? Freaking get your self salads and grilled chicken for Christ’s sake. Park your Mercedes S class at home and take a fucking walk or something once in a while.
Seriously, does he really think that the diet coke is even going to make a difference? Not to mention that he cut across me to make a bigger ass out his already bloated one.
What a whole load of crap. Just pissing me off!!!
posted by Mr. Pissed at 9:14 AM
4 Comments:
Quite hilarious.. haha
Maybe he just likes the taste (or lack of it) in Diet Coke.:-)
Yeah, may be. He may just like the taste of it as you say. BUT, he surely did piss me off and I am going to blog about it :):):)
I totally second fsn 2.0.. I find regular coke / pepsi too sweet for my tastes.. u shd try DIET too.. with an extra order of super cheesy bread sticks.. to go perfectly well with a double cheeze pizza, yumm!! :) ur blog is hilarious!.. must add..
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